My Black Swans

Black Swan movie poster

Black Swan

Ever seen this movie ?

It's a psychological thriller flick about ballerinas and the emotional stress they had gone through in order to bring out the characters that they are playing. I loved the movie, especially since I really love Natalie Portman. In that movie, Portman played the role of a young ballerina who were so engrossed in the role that she is playing, that she slowly turned insane.

In it, Nina (Portman) played the parts of the innocent White swan and her sensual twin, the Black swan (yes, of course it's THE black swan). However, the more she got into her roles, the more obsessed she is, and then she started to have hallucinations and whatnot.


I particularly love the scene when Nina hallucinated that she is sprouting black feathers and black wings and then fully transformed into a black swan. And my, what a beautiful black swan she is!

Nina, fully transformed into a Black Swan




Which brings me to my own black swans. Oh did I say black swans ? Hell, no! I mean black ducks la. Where got swan one! Bluffing only meh...hahaha...


Anyway...

Remember these babies ?

My little ducks...a few months back


A few months ago I published an entry about them. Look at how small they are. They can fit in one small bucket. And gosh, they are sooooooooooooo cute and so small! Ops. Not are. Were. As in the past tense.


Now all 10 of them had grown up into adult ducks. And they are sooooooooooooo randy! Especially the four male ducks. And they are all black in colour. So I dubbed them, the All-Blacks gang. And I am not kidding about them being randy. They are as randy as a seventeen year old boy who had just encountered 'heaven on earth', so to speak. Or a seventy year old who wants to re-enter the 'heaven on earth' orbit - probably with a little help from Mr Viagra the little blue pill. Or Tongkat Ali. Or tiger's heart. Or whatever that works for them.



My point is, my All Blacks are soooooo rowdy and randy and soooo ever ready for some vertical kind of exercises, with the poor defenseless female ducks below them. Oyy!



I mean, I've seen how a poor defenseless female ran for her dear life (and probably chastity!) after she was being cornered by my blackies! And when she surrendered and one of the Blackie got on top of her, the other 3 hovered nearby. And when the Blackie on top of the poor lady duck took too much time, there is always one stupid Blackie who climbed on top of the other Blackie, making a delicious sandwich of 3 ducks. A threesome, oh yeah how exotic and kinky right ? Bzzzzzzz. Wrong.


The order of the sandwich is wrong. The poor female is the far at the bottom, and the other 2 randy Blackies are on top of each other. Well, probably a gay kind of threesome. Ho yeah! My own little Mardi Gras parade! How wonderful! And talk of Mardi Gras parade, yep, yours truly was there on Sydney Mardi Gras parade, back in the year 2001, and I vaguely recalled that there is some uncanny resemblance between my little duckies and those joining the parade. Hmmmm....interesting! But bear in mind that I was just watching the parade, NOT joining the parade OK! I'm straight as an arrow!




Anyway, since those 4 All-Blacks are getting sooooooo sexed up, I have no choice but to capture one of them, and turn him into a delicious rendang itek!



Hmmmmmm...which brings me to create my own philosophy...


DON'T GET TOO SEXED UP.
OR YOU'LL END UP AS SOMEONE'S RENDANG ITEK!



Good advise, isn't it? Might put an instant stop to those highly sexed up studs!


OK, I want to get back to my 3 randy All-Blacks studs and ducks fornication ohmygod, I am soooo don't have a life isn't it ???? Sigh...OK now I'm depressed...*sulking*...



I'm sooooo depressed...leave me alone!

Just let me crawl into my cave so that I can enjoy my depression...


A close up pic of me when I'm depressed. Yeah, I'm blonde and I'm white when I'm depressed. That's why I try very hard not to get depressed. You know, coz I really treasure my Asian heritage....(hahaha!)


Well ...till then, take care !