I've Got Multiple "O", Wooohooo!!!!

Finally!


The big, multiple 'O', and it's mine! MINE! Gasp!


Oh yeah baybeeee!!!!




After years of secretly wondering if I would be able to achieve the infamous multiple 'O', this week I had eventually succeeded to taste the sweet, sweet victory of such prime achievement.


And there is only on word to sum up how I feel about that, and it's 'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....' with pure contentment and deep, deep profound satisfaction.

Yeah baby, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......


Oh yes, it sure feel good!

It's like entering nirvana, so exquisitely satisfying and intensely pleasureable and sinfully addictive!

And I did it all, by myself ! Yep, I DIY to get the big O!

Isn't it great ?

Am I terrific or what ?

And let me tell you, it was not an easy task.



I had to spend hours and hours of my precious time to obtain the big 'O'. It took me countless frustrations and heartaches when my numerous attempts simply failed. I had many hiccups and breakdowns , many clenched, unsatisfied fists and many cries of despair over my failed attempts, but I persevered and overcame those hiccups and breakdowns, and yes, I was finally able to feel the deep, deep satisfaction of sweet, sweet victory.


And once I managed to master the tricks, there is no stopping me! I am insatiable and lustful, always wanting more and more, completely addicted to the great "O" acts. The very minute I though that I had completely sated, some new rush of adrenaline kicks in, and I found myself enslaved to such conducts. Addicted, intoxicated, completely lost...and I'm lovin' it! Yeah baybee!!!!


And I did it all, thanks to the step-by-step instructions, courtesy of the Internet.

Yep, I got my multiple 'O' by patiently and wholeheartedly studying the diagrams available on the Internet. Cool huh ? And to think that those writers also uploaded their step-by-step videos explaining how to achieve the big O, on YOUTUBE !


Hoyeahhhhh!!!!! Hail to the Internet, to the world wide web for making everything so possible!


And like a wet, hungry sponge, I soaked all the knowledge there is about getting the big O. It seems like there are many, many ways to achieve the great, big "O", and I tried everything that my lustful heart desired.


I tried the one about jumping froggy and got really excited.

I did the one about the handsome boat and I'm nearly drowned.

I reached for the stars and feel the earth move under my feet.

I did the one about boxes and felt so claustrophobic.

I fantasised about ninjas using shuriken stars as their secret weapon, and I nailed it.


And yep, I even managed to reach the big O by riding fire-breathing dragons and I almost cried in ecstasy, for the dragon is the one of the most trickiest acts in doing origami!



What ?

What the heck am I talking about ?

You think that I was babbling about the great big multiple "O" as in reaching multiple ORGASM ?

You think that I was reciting KamaSutra ?

Haha, so sorry to mislead you guys, but the great, multiple O that I was talking about is the art of making ORIGAMI lohhhhh!


Oh yes. I had been very very busy this week, I got myself glued to my tiny netbook and painstakingly followed such intricate and complicated steps in the arts of paper folding. And yep, you can expect that the air around me was foul with various and numerous swear words that came out of my irresistable, sexy sweet lips.

Well, I blame my boys for my newest hobby. They had forever been nagging me to do some origami for them, so last week I took the plunge, and boy, I was completely sold -lock, stock and barrel, so to speak.



A Jumping Frog (right), a sweet little boat (center) and a puffed up star (left).
Note : The star is not completely puffed up, and I blame the paper for that!





My Jumping Little Red Frog (yep, I painted the eyes and the dots on Froggy!), two Shuriken stars/ninja weapon in pink and light blue, and a sweet, sweet pink little boat.





Two Dragons, all to usher in the good year of the Dragon.
Note : Somehow, I secretly think that the dragons bore some slight resemblance to my darling duckies.

The air around me was blacker and fouler than usual when I I was in the progress of doing the dragons. You see, there are like 200 steps in making an origami dragon, and I was doing fine until step number 145, and realised that I had folded the paper the wrong way and had to start all over again! And yes I am exaggerating!


And talk about the dragons, well, here's wishing you all a


Happy and prosperous Chinese New Year!

Gong Xi Fa Chai!


Ok now I want to go back to my great big 'O'....