Pigs in Yellow Polka Dot Bikinis, Rancangan Tergendala Sebentar

Yeah.

Been meaning to update my blog, I've got loads and loads of ideas that I'm dying to pour into my blog, but I got sidetracked my some very important events.


See, the Prime Minister of Malaysia and the First Lady of Malaysia (that's FLOM, if you don't know), decided to launch some very important campaign in Malaysia, and they had chosen me to be the think tank of the campaign. It's a very hush-hush big project with millions and millions of money involved, and I was chosen because of my vast knowledge and intelligence, and most importantly, they had chosen me for my good looks and great hospitality.


Impressive, huh ?


Yeah, rite.

And pigs fly to the moon wearing yellow polka dot bikinis and still look stunning in those bikinis!

A flying pig...minus the itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini...



Well, the cold hard truth was....both of my boys had their final year examinations last 2 weeks, and being a very competitive and concerned Mom (read : Kiasu Mom leh), I morphed myself into a very very kind, patient and beautiful teacher (imagine : Michelle Pfeiffer in Dangerous Minds).




Michelle Pfeiffer...
one of my ex boyfriend said that I bore some resemblance to Ms Pfeiffer...yeah I know he's lying (or blind and dumb), but needless to say that, that particular guy will always be the president in my Ex-boyfriends club.


Well, anyway....


Do you know how tough it is to be a 8 year old student in Malaysia ? Aiyya...so crazy...my standard two boy had to take 10 subjects...yep...10 subjects ranging from Bahasa Malaysia paper 1 and 2, English, Mathematics, Science, Visual Arts, Agama Islam, Bahasa Arab, Music and Physical Exercise papers! Yep, Physical Exercise as in plain old PE!


Ad the PE paper is really a killer paper. Imagine questions like :

'Penyakit kardiovaskular ialah sejenis penyakit yang berkaitan dengan:-

A. Hati
B. Buah Pinggang
C. Jantung
D. Pankreas'


OhMyGod! I bet the majority of 8 year olds couldn't even spell or pronounce kardiovaskular let alone know head or tails about it!


I am not one of those parents who asked their offsprings to eat, drink and breathe the textbooks and the workbooks, or forced their children to study 25 hours a day, but I also don't want my boys to be left behind in this age when kids are getting smarter and smarter these days (yep, I bet there many 8 year olds who knows what's cardiovascular and where the heck is the medula oblangata), so that was why I became the sexy Ms Pfeiffer....and re-learned all about standard two and kindergarten syllabus...sigh....




But after one week of silence, I am finally able to spread my well manicured wings and free to roam the vast spectrum of the Internet world.


Hurray !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9 Beautiful Ladies In My Household, and I'm Not Even Jealous of Them!

'True.


There are nine great beautiful ladies living under my roof and I am not jealous nor envious nor threatened by their presence.


Yep.

Not even an ounce, not even an iota and definitely not even one tiny teeny weeny drop of jealousy or envy that I harbor to those beautiful ladies.



Russia beauty pageant contest, pic from the net



Those nine beauties are so drop dead gorgeous, and they are not at all ashamed to flaunt their assets, out in the open. Well I guess that they are just firm believers in the great saying,



IF YOU GOT IT, FLAUNT IT!


Modesty is not part of their game, and they dared to lie there naked sunbathing in the sun, or skinny dipping in the shallow pond at the far end of my backyard, or frolicking under the warm sun, and I still don't feel troubled by their behaviors.




And I even let my husband go around them, sweet talk to them and even caress their beautiful and gorgeous bodies! And I sometimes even joined my husband and we have an orgy together, watching the nine beauties baring all their assets. Yep, togetherness is the name of the game for me and hubby dearest, and we don't feel kinky at all!


Shocking ?

You haven't hear the worse.

Together with the nine great beauties, we also have 4 handsome hunks in our household. And we encouraged those ladies to befriend the 4 hunks, and even encouraged the friendship to blossom into romance, and we (both my husband and yours truly) shamelessly peeped at how the beauties and the hunks conduct their romance.


Yes, my husband and I shamelessly watched how Britney, Cleopatra, Christina, Michelle, Siti, Diana, Aishwarya, Xi Yi and Nicole conduct their sexual acts with Tom, Brad, Johnny and Keanu.

Revolting, huh ?

Feel disgusted enough ?

What, are my husband and I had somehow morphed into a pair of peeping toms ?



Could this be me, peeping for the 4 handsome hunks?
-pic from the Net-



Is this my hubby pretending to read the paper but peeping at the sexy lady instead?
-Pic from the Net-


Feel free to vomit, but you haven't read the worst.


Sigh...

I must say this out loud that both I and my husband dearest sometimes even took a great pleasure to watch the sexual conducts done by the nine beauties and the 4 hunks! Yeah, talk about kinkiness at the highest level!


And we didn't stop at that.


We even took the eggs that came out of their affairs, and eat those eggs!

Gasp!

Wait, did I say eggs ?

As in this ?


Eggs and eggs galore. Those are ducks eggs, in case if you don't know.
Picture from my own humble collection.


Yep.

These are the nine great beauties and the 4 handsome studs that I was talking about.



My lovely ducks had finally learned and mastered the sexual education lessons, and had finally lay eggs. Hurray!!!!!


Congratulations to my beautiful ladies : Britney (Spears), Cleopatra, Christina (Aguilera), Michelle (Pfeiffer), Siti (Norhaliza), (Lady) Diana, Aishwarya (Rai), (Zhang) Xi Yi and Nicole (Kidman).


And kudos as well to the studs : Tom (Cruise), Brad (Pitt), Johnny (Depp) and Keanu Reeves).


With such good celebs names, I wonder how their babies would look like. Hmmmm...


OK, I'm off for another peeping sessions, tata guys, and thanks for dropping by!