Wednesday, January 18, 2012

I've Got Multiple "O", Wooohooo!!!!

Finally!


The big, multiple 'O', and it's mine! MINE! Gasp!


Oh yeah baybeeee!!!!




After years of secretly wondering if I would be able to achieve the infamous multiple 'O', this week I had eventually succeeded to taste the sweet, sweet victory of such prime achievement.


And there is only on word to sum up how I feel about that, and it's 'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....' with pure contentment and deep, deep profound satisfaction.

Yeah baby, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......


Oh yes, it sure feel good!

It's like entering nirvana, so exquisitely satisfying and intensely pleasureable and sinfully addictive!

And I did it all, by myself ! Yep, I DIY to get the big O!

Isn't it great ?

Am I terrific or what ?

And let me tell you, it was not an easy task.



I had to spend hours and hours of my precious time to obtain the big 'O'. It took me countless frustrations and heartaches when my numerous attempts simply failed. I had many hiccups and breakdowns , many clenched, unsatisfied fists and many cries of despair over my failed attempts, but I persevered and overcame those hiccups and breakdowns, and yes, I was finally able to feel the deep, deep satisfaction of sweet, sweet victory.


And once I managed to master the tricks, there is no stopping me! I am insatiable and lustful, always wanting more and more, completely addicted to the great "O" acts. The very minute I though that I had completely sated, some new rush of adrenaline kicks in, and I found myself enslaved to such conducts. Addicted, intoxicated, completely lost...and I'm lovin' it! Yeah baybee!!!!


And I did it all, thanks to the step-by-step instructions, courtesy of the Internet.

Yep, I got my multiple 'O' by patiently and wholeheartedly studying the diagrams available on the Internet. Cool huh ? And to think that those writers also uploaded their step-by-step videos explaining how to achieve the big O, on YOUTUBE !


Hoyeahhhhh!!!!! Hail to the Internet, to the world wide web for making everything so possible!


And like a wet, hungry sponge, I soaked all the knowledge there is about getting the big O. It seems like there are many, many ways to achieve the great, big "O", and I tried everything that my lustful heart desired.


I tried the one about jumping froggy and got really excited.

I did the one about the handsome boat and I'm nearly drowned.

I reached for the stars and feel the earth move under my feet.

I did the one about boxes and felt so claustrophobic.

I fantasised about ninjas using shuriken stars as their secret weapon, and I nailed it.


And yep, I even managed to reach the big O by riding fire-breathing dragons and I almost cried in ecstasy, for the dragon is the one of the most trickiest acts in doing origami!



What ?

What the heck am I talking about ?

You think that I was babbling about the great big multiple "O" as in reaching multiple ORGASM ?

You think that I was reciting KamaSutra ?

Haha, so sorry to mislead you guys, but the great, multiple O that I was talking about is the art of making ORIGAMI lohhhhh!


Oh yes. I had been very very busy this week, I got myself glued to my tiny netbook and painstakingly followed such intricate and complicated steps in the arts of paper folding. And yep, you can expect that the air around me was foul with various and numerous swear words that came out of my irresistable, sexy sweet lips.

Well, I blame my boys for my newest hobby. They had forever been nagging me to do some origami for them, so last week I took the plunge, and boy, I was completely sold -lock, stock and barrel, so to speak.



A Jumping Frog (right), a sweet little boat (center) and a puffed up star (left).
Note : The star is not completely puffed up, and I blame the paper for that!





My Jumping Little Red Frog (yep, I painted the eyes and the dots on Froggy!), two Shuriken stars/ninja weapon in pink and light blue, and a sweet, sweet pink little boat.





Two Dragons, all to usher in the good year of the Dragon.
Note : Somehow, I secretly think that the dragons bore some slight resemblance to my darling duckies.


The air around me was blacker and fouler than usual when I I was in the progress of doing the dragons. You see, there are like 200 steps in making an origami dragon, and I was doing fine until step number 145, and realised that I had folded the paper the wrong way and had to start all over again! And yes I am exaggerating!


And talk about the dragons, well, here's wishing you all a


Happy and prosperous Chinese New Year!

Gong Xi Fa Chai!


Ok now I want to go back to my great big 'O'....

Saturday, January 7, 2012

My First Time...

Ah, yes. The first time. The first time is always the most special one, right ? The one that you would never forget, the one that you would always cherish in your heart, and God help it, it's most probably the one memory that you would take to your grave.

The first time is always the most special one.

Rod Stewart said : The first cut is the deepest.

Diana Ross said : My first love, you're every breath that I take/ you're every step I made....

And Bruno Mars, bless his awesome voice and sexy-licous style, crooned :


I feel like dancing the night away. Feels like just yesterday we danced for the first time,
for the first time,
remember our first time, time, time, tim
e, time, ta ta ta ta ta ta oooh. Let's let the music keep our bodies awake. Feels like im touching you right now for the first time,
for the first time, remember our first time,
time, time, time, time, ta ta ta ta ta ta oooh.
I think i might explode, this tension is so cold. And all this fighting between us is really getting old. We need a magic touch, before it all blows up. We've both had enough, we've both had enough. So let's just get away, go to that special place. Where we first met and on the floor my feet were swept away. Baby it's worth a try, i beleive in you and i. Only takes just one night.. Before we both give in.. Don't let it end.. Let's form the love again. I feel like dancing the night away. Feels like just yesterday we danced for the first time,
for the first time, remember our first time,
time, time, time, time, ta ta ta ta ta ta oooh.
Let's let the music keep our bodies awake. Feels like im touching you right now for the first time,
for the first tome, remember our first time, time, time, time, time, ta ta ta ta ta ta oooh. Before we both give in..
Don't let it end.. Let's form the love again. Oooh.. I feel like dancing the night away. Feels like just yesterday we danced for the first time,
for the first time, remember our first
time,
time, time, time, time, ta ta ta ta ta ta oooh.
Let's let the music keep our bodies awake. Feels like im touching you right now for the first time,
for the first time, remember our first time,
time, time, time, time, ta ta ta ta ta ta oooh.


The First Time/Bruno Mars


Wow, Isn't he awesome ? And I remembered my very own first time...sigh...


Ahhhh. I would never, ever forget the first time I did 'it'. I was nervous and bashful and scared, and didn't quite know what to expect of my first experience. And my brothers and sisters and friends and relatives kept on teasing me about the first experience that I would encounter, and those teasings made me even more frightful.

I remembered that I kept on thinking. Would I enjoy my first experience ? Would it hurt ? Would it give me pleasure ? Or pain ? Would I be brave ? Or would I shy down and flee in shame ? Would I like it ? Would I hate it ? Would I enjoy it so much that I want to do it again and again and again ? Or would I hate it so much that I would turn away, never to do it again ?


Ah. So many questions, but I got no answer. I asked 10 people, but they gave me 10 different answers, all conflicting with one another, and making me even more confused.


So I got no choice, but to take a deep breath, and face the unknown.


On the day before I had my 'first experience', I felt quite ill. I remembered feeling nauseous and vulnerable. It felt like there were hundreds of butterflies were doing some serious party inside my stomach. And I remembered getting cold feet and yep, I did seriously considered running away from home, just so I can escape from facing my 'first experience'. But there is no escape. All roads lead to Rome, and I simply had to face the inevitable, and go to Rome, so to speak.

And on the day itself, I was a total nervous wreck. I tried to stay calm, but deep inside I was torn with multiple emotions. I was shy, yet I want 'it' so badly. I was nervous, yet I want to enjoy having my 'first time'. I don't want to sound too eager, but I know that I would want to do 'it' over and over and over again, unashamedly...


And so I did....


I really enjoyed my first time.

It was soooooo beautiful, just as I imagined it to be.

And I was brave and courageous and I really enjoyed having my first experience.

And hell, yes yes yes!!!! I want to do 'it' over and over again!!!!!

Sigh...

Yes, my first experience at school was soooooo beautiful.

What, pardon me ? You think I was talking about what ?

Shame on you !!!!! hahaha


Anyway, this entry is dedicated to all first timers at school, regardless they are in playschool, kindergarten or primary school or even college or university, or whatever. You guys rock, and I hope that you would enjoy your first time, just like I enjoyed mine.

And in my own kingdom of heaven, I got 2 first timers at school. My Ultraman #2, who is going for his primary school, entering standard 1 of a national primary school, and my Ultraman #3, who is on entering kindergarten.



With my hubby is often away due to his work, you can guarantee that my mornings are always a pure mayhem and madness and chaos, and that indeed, is another of my beautiful 'first time experience'...yeah, keep on rockin bebeh!


My 3 Ultramen, about to embark on a lifelong journey of their life...


Ultraman #3, who is looking like he is going to puke, just outside his kindergarten.





My boys at recess.