Rawan Sakti Nebula Cinta Kita

Inginku
menggapai suria
bagi meleraikan
rindu dendam berahi pada
kerlingan manja bintang
dan menzahirkan
asyik mahsyuk pada
pesona renungan rembulan
yang menarikan ulik
aurora borealis di di ufuk utara
pada rona hati
yang tersentuh pada
nebula yang sedang rawan
merindukan titisan terakhir
nur terindah....

Kerna aku hanyalah sang pemburu
terkesima pada sakti panah cintamu...

Rawan sakti nebula cinta kita






Perghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Jiwang 18 karat. Hey, that's high lit. Well at least for me lah.



Seriously, I don't know where the heck the above came from.

I was in front of my workstation (read : my Facebook page, the fake FB account haha), and that phrases just sort of sneaked into my mind, and my treacherous fingers just transformed the abstract ideas into something tangible, that stares back at me, glaringly so, from my Toshiba netbook's 14 inch screen.

Wow. Perhaps this is as close as I can get to the out of body experience.


And yep, I duly posted that on my Facebook. Well, the fake one that is.


Now I seriously wonder, if being quite close to the proximity of the Lynas factory has got anything to do with my new found power (POWER ?????? hahaha that's over the top la weii, power konon!)


Perhaps all my (disconnected) brain cells had finally found their right paths. Hint : remember the ads about growing up milk on TV, the one about sel-sel otak yang tidak bersambung? yeah baby, perhaps now all the cells are interconnected into one another, making a huge, huge chain of information super highways right smack inside my brain ??


Perhaps, perhaps perhaps....


well all this great thinking made me tired. So I'm off to bed in a jiffy.

Have No Fear, I Got The Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's take a walk down the memory lane.( It's NOT a long walk, mind you, considering that I'm not that old, just reach 27 years of age (27, again???) haha, sorry could't resist that lorrr)



Anyways, I remembered back when I was still a teenager ( note : again, that's not a very longgggg time ago, I strongly believe that my teenage years are just FIVE years back, and let us just stick to that, like, FOREVER! haha) and well, I have this deep rooted fear whenever my mom asked me to do this specific chores....


Was it mopping the floor ?
Nope. I got my brothers to do that.


So was it doing the dishes?
Hell, no! That's what my younger sister is for.


Cooking ?
Wrong answer. I got my elder sisters to do that, thank you very much.


Chasing the cows and the goats and all the ayam itiks back into their pens?
No No No No No!!!! That's what people in DALLAS do (hahaha....)


So what was it ?

I'll give you clues.

It's boxy.

It got sharp, jagged little teeth.

It can spin and rotate its head in 360 degrees angle.


GASP!

Am I talking about.....ghost ? hantu ? Kui ?


Still clueless ????


Here's another clue.



The worst thing is, I need to put my hand closely to its head and let its teeth chew and shred the coconuts into tiny little pieces!


HELLOOOOOOOO darlin, am talking about the coconut shredder machine la sayang oii!


What were you thinking ?


Did you think that I was describing pontianak ? Poltergeist? Hantu cina ?


Sheeeshhh!



Anyway..............

Yeah I got a serious problem whenever my mom asked me to 'mesin kelapa', so to speak. I can't mop the floor, coz my bros had done that, can't do the dishes coz I had conveniently 'delegate' the task to my younger sis, and I definitely can't cook, coz nobody would dare to eat what I cooked (back then la OK, now no more ya!)...and so I'm stuck with the 'mesin kelapa' task.


And for those of you who raises your cute little noses and exclaimed that there are instant coconut milk everywhere, in supermarket got, in pasar also got, please.... let me remind you that this is the 90's, about twenty years back! (hey did I say twenty ? God Gracious! I mean FIVE years back! lol)

It was the time when instant coconut milk is almost uheard of, and when people patiently 'kukur' their own coconuts to make santan, or whatever!!

What ? You can't recall how a mesin kelapa looks like? Argh!


Enter Exhibit A : The Coconut Shredder Machine...
I got goosebumps just by starring at its revolving head.





Exhibit B : The post-shred coconut shell aka tempurung kelapak.

Note : I took the initiative to snap the pics, so the photo credits are all mine, MINE!!!!! muahahaha (evil queen laugh)


And so, I avoided as much as I can from being near to the coconut shredder machine. Shamelessly I cheated, I gave bribes (usually to my younger sis, and my endless lists of bibiks) and I did almost everything that I can so that I won't have to do the coconut shredder task. And I did it soooooooooooooooo beautifully.


And then came the era of the instant coconut milk. You can either buy the coconut milk in a box, or the freshly squeezed coconut milks from the pasar, and I thought that I had entered pure heaven.



Until today.

My MIL had prepared to cook daging masak lomak cili api, and she had prepared all the ingredients (thank you mom!), when suddenly, her friend came in the house and announced that there's a death in the neighborhood, and my MIL got called for the mandikan jenazah/body cleansing ritual for the dearly departed.

And so, she handover the cooking baton to moi. Which is not a problem at all, I can do the masak lomak cili padi with my eyes closed! kacang maa...easy as a cake.


Some more, she had prepared all the ingredients what. All the bawangs, kunyits, the chillies etc etc. Everything. Except the MUST have coconut milk. Actually, she had came to the part where she had cut the coconut shells in two, just conveniently waiting to be shredded by the machine! And what is masak LEMAK cili padi without the coconut milk ? masak cili padi won't do babe!


Oh how I freaked out.

I normally stocked out on instant coconut milks, I usually bought the six-pack cartons and just keep those in the freezer, so whenever I felt like cooking something that requires santan aka coconut milk, I would just open the freezer door, wave my magic wand and voila! instant coconut milk at my service!

But not today. No cute little box of instant santan in my fridge. And with that, my magic wand is useless. And I'd really, really freaked out. Like, it's Friday when the males must g to the mosque for the Friday prayer, and the boys are coming back from school early cozz it's freakin Friday and I'm freakin' out coz I don't know what else to do!!!!

It did cross my mind to fake pengsan, but nobody is in the house. What's the use of faking and staging a pass out with no audience ?

So I Called Teddy and asked him to buy some instant coconut milks, but he was already on his way back, and some more it's Friday, so most of the shops are closed for the Friday prayer.

And time is running out.

Tick tock tick tock....


And so it's just me and the dreaded coconut shredder machine.

Do or die.

Sync or swim.

And I took my steps to the coconut shredder machine, and rubbed my hands all over its body, just for courage (and luck), and I hold the coconut shells tightly in my hands, closed my eyes and........


I DID IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DID IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I grated and shredded the coconut shells, both of them without any scratch or cuts whatsoever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yay for bravery.


So now I'm enrolling myself for paragliding, or perhaps bungee jump that I had always wanted to do, but I was too chicken-sh*t to do!

sigh...yeah I can talk big maaahh

I Got Balls !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Errr...alamak, betui ka ?



Chaittt. Tak bole blah punya tajuk. Ekceli, ni entry pendek jahh nih.

Was talking about this :-



Ai cuma nak merafakkan sejuta rasa gumbira dan keterujaan ai dengan permainan yangs sangat2 menghiburkan, mencemaskan dan menyebabkan jantung ai dupdapdupdap serta jiwa raga ai rasa tak keruan semalam....

Kudos to both Kelantan n Terengganu team players, it was such a sexy,sexy game !!!!!!




Best Player/Man of The Match : Kapten Ganu, nombo 17!!!!!! yeahhhhh ai memang dah mark abe Juki, dari saat dia berdiri untuk membaca ikrar intergriti lagi ai dah tulih kat FB ai yang berdasarkan faktor kehenseman Kapten Ganu, ai dah consider ganu menang game tuh hahahahaha gatai



Photo Credits :
Gambar dicilok dari :http://www.norfanil.com/2011/06/keputusan-final-piala-fa-2011.html

It Started With A Kiss...........

A kiss is still a kiss, in Casablanca
But a kiss is not a kiss, without your sigh....


Ermmmmm...that's a snippet of a lyric of the song Casablanca, by Bertie Higgins...Love that song, really do....such a beautiful song.....


Now imagine a nice, long,hot, passionate kiss..the kind that makes you feel the earth moves under your feet, the kind that can carry you high above the twinkling stars, the kind that makes you feel all heated up, like you can touch the hot, scorching sun, the kind that makes feel like you entered NIRVANA....mmmmmmm......



And someone used to tell me, that a kiss is not a kiss, without some tongue....oh lala!!!!! Thank you, France, for that French kiss lesson, we'll never forget you, seriously!


ERK????? Whadehelll ????????

Why am I rambling about these nonsense ???? Am I sick ????


Well, the truth is, I was down with the fever last week. And something must have altered my brain thoughts, to make me put in words, things that had written above....(yeah, that's a classic excuse haha)


So did my fever started with a kiss ?

.....Well, actually, No. I just wrote that as my entry title coz it sound soooooo poetic, that it captures my soul.


Well... allright !!! I wrote that as my title just to make people come to my blog thus increasing the traffic counter! Sheeesshhh you guys ate ants fro breakfast or what ????

Now back to business, I had a terrible fever last week, and it started with a terrible, terrible sore throat that I felt like there are a few mad tigers clawing at my tonsils, and my head felt heavy, like there were some mad tigers having a fun time fighting each other INSIDE my brain.

And don't let me start with that terrible, terrible aching limbs that I felt like there a a gazillion of mad tigers chewing at every corners of my limbs and muscles. Ouch....




And I blame the fever for awakening that LAZY beast inside me....Even after I recovered from that fever, I am still stuck with that lazy beast, and it just wouldn't allow me to patiently sit in front of my netbook n update my blog....erghhhhhhhhhhh.....aiyyoh so lazy lorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....


Now I want to go back to my zombie like trance and just stared away the the TV...ahhhh what a bliss, what a beautiful life...bellissima!!!!!






and...come to think of it.............why don't I brush up on my kissing technique, so to speak hahahahahahahaha (evil queen laugh)

NURKASIH the Muvi : Skandal Seks vs Cerita Hantu uols !!!!!!!

Mesti buat poll. Antara skandal seks yang menyelak kain dan spenda orang serta mampu menyetimkan perasaan, dan cerita hantu mak lampir yang menyeramkan serta mampu buat uols tak tidur malam, mana yang lebih disukai oleh rekyat Malaysia ?

Mana ?

Skandal seks or citer hantu ????



Haish. Apo la pikio lamo2.


Jawabannya....


Duo-duo. Monang samo banyak.

Mau bukti ka ?

Huh....tengok la keadaan politaik Merreshia sikarang.

RON97 naik? Gulo naik rega ? Orang takat soseh soseh kat belakang. Paling hebat pun, kutuk2 kat status pesbuk.

tapi....

kalau ada update terkini pasal skandal seks...mak aihhh...lajuuuuu jer sokabar laku. Pehtu siap leh tengok n torren kat blog lagi. Wow !!!!!!!! Mabelessssss...hadap sungguh rakyat Malaysia nak menengok videyo seks, euwwwwwwwwwwwww! (p/s : ai cakap lagu nih sebab ari tu masa videyo tu terlepas kat youtube ai tak sempat nak nengok, hampeh! poton stim ai jerrrr.)


and kalau cakap pasal citer antu lak...mak aihhhhh...berrrrrrrrrrsepah sepah sekarang keluar citer antu. Kalau malas nak tengok kat wayang, tengok ler kat AstroFirst...kalau takmo bayo limoblas hingget, tengok la kat channel 104/105...


errrr....Kalau takdak estrok ???? Jangan bimbang adik kakok....kat tibitiga pun ado cito antuuuuuu, ai kamis malam jemahat masa tayangannya....serammmmmmmmm....memang seram........



Dan....lopeh tengok cito antu, kalau rasa takleh tido malam, sebab teringat2 antu anjasmoro mai cekik kita, leh la tunaikan kewajipan membunuh kapirrrrr....heh heh....malam jemahat maaaaa....


OK...dah hapdet blog, ai nak pi bersiap-siap pi spa, urut badan n sauna sekali...malam ni kan malam jemahat....


APA ???? Malam ni bukan malam Jemahat lagi ????? Baru malam kamis ?????


CHOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII........


Sib baik la ai sempat beli sokabar metroksek ngan kosmosek, leh la ai melampiaskan napsu pada cerita2 skandal seks, baik yang kisah ahlil politik, maupun kisah2 seks nunnn di felda2 sanunnnnn....




Nowm berbalik pada tajuk entry ai pada hari RABU (rabu la, bukan Khamis, pandikutty sunggoh la ai leh terkonpius hari neh!)...


Ni muvi yang akan release pada 19 Mei ini....



(sian ahkak Batik...meleleh air lio dia nengok nih kehkehkeh....)


Nota :
Kalau ai la jadi penerbit, ai buat cerita Nurkasih versi seram+unsur seks skit, baru la pecah punggung eh...maksud ai. pecah panggung! Matikan aje watak NUR, pehtu dia jadi antu pontianak yang amat seksi, pehtu balas dendam pada semuo jantan2 lam duniyo nih, pastu ada watak2 tok moh Tok Ippin, mummy anjasmoro, n paling penting, mesti ada adegan2howtttt atas ranjang, (kalau tidak, orang tak paham jalan cerita mahhhh), n create jugak adegan berbikini tepi kolam mandi etc etc.

Mesti larissssssss.

KONPEM.

I rest my pencil case.

Ngeh ngeh ngeh.

I'm At Westminster Abbey To Attend The Royal Wedding

Huh. Inilah alasan kenapa aku tak hapdet blog selama seminggu lebih.




Baekkkkk punya alasang heh heh....

(ilham dicilok dari blog Puan Bananas yg tulih psl Internet Explorer tuh hehe)





OK, ai nak fokus pada royal couple now. Byeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Entry Tanpa Tajuk, Tanpa Nilai Ilmiah....

Dah lama aku tak update blog. Dah seminggu jugak lah aku tak sentuh netbook dan Blackberry. Bizi sehhh. Siyes. Bukan sebab tak topap kedit. Bukan jugak sebab line broadband kena potong. Sumpah. Tapi sebab aku bizi duk ikut montot Teddy redah semak samun kat Ostolia outback nii haa.

ERK ???? Masuk semak ? Dengan Teddy ? Bikin videyo kaaa ???? Choiiiiiii. Jangan cemari pemikiranku yang suci murni ini. Biarlah hanya ahli politikus Malasyia sahaja yang berselingkuh dalam arena pembuatan dan pemaparan aksi melampau sebegitu, biarkan mereka. Dan biarkan juga mereka saling bersumpah lahanat sesama mereka, mudah-mudahan mereka semua akan jadi sesumpah, kan besh kalau jadi camtu....amannnnn doniya....heh heh....



Hmmm anyway, ai bizi meredah semak samun untuk mencari tapak dan kawasan yang sesuai untuk projek agriculture. Macam-macamlah plan yang ada dalam kepala Teddy. Tanaman cili cara fertigasi la, tanaman cara tradisi la, ternak itik la, burung walit la. Lantak dia la. Aku cuma sukung dengan cara ikut dia meredah semak samun. Isteri mithali la katakannnn....heh heh...




OK la ai nak kena stop dulu, ai nak attend kenduri kawen William satgi nehhhh....hurmmmm sekian lah sebuah entry yang tiada nilai ilmiah, bak makanan segera yang dijual d kantin2 skola jewrrrrr.....


p/s : entry kali ini adalah sekedar memenuhi permintaan peminat tegar blog ai yang mendambakan sentuhan listrik dari ai hahaha sila muntah.